Grab your shotgun and go hunting. Fortunately, the bird wasnt huge like a condor. What are your chances of getting pooped on by a bird. I was alone in a nice park enjoying a book.
You could also build a garage or car port. That would keep the snow and ice off as well. I was told that birds often attack their own reflection leaving traces of poop behind and that placing opaque shower caps over the side-view mirrors may eliminate some reflective surface. Why is getting pooped on by a bird good luck. What can you catch from bird poop. Installing RVM, Ruby, and Rails. What does it mean when a bird poops on your head.